But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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