If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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