Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
