Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
