Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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