My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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