erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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