based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
No subtext here. People are naked.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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