Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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