At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
