There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Umm I'm too high to move.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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