Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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