hotel room ftw
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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