So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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