there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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