your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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