So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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