the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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