I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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