Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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It's blow job season.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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