you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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