if only i could text you this smell
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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