So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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