He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i out mim tonsoeep
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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