so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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