I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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