smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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