a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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