if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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