Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.