Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.