are you still at the devil's house?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC