So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.