I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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