I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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