butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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