if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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