well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
