Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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