i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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