so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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