She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You surviving the open bar?
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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