I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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