I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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