I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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