forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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