Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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