I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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