just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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