and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
only if we run a train.
done.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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