This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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