How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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