i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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