I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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