You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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