Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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