There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
