Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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