Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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