he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
